But Dixie takes the bait, lies about bringing a “famous actress” girlfriend, and next thing you know he’s begging starlet Madison to “play the part” for the weekend. Set in a filmmaker’s fantasy version of Alabama, where line dancing and “breaking into the old school” and racial harmony are plot points, it makes the journey from indifferent to intolerable at a slow saunter.Ī Hollywood agent (colorless James Maslow), given to casting “fans” to interrupt Zoom meetings to create buzz around his rising-starlet client ( Ciara Hanna, Kaley Cuoco-lite), is taking a weekend to go home to Willow Valley, Alabama for his 15th reunion.ĭrawling classmates jab Bryce, aka “Dixie,” for being “33, not married, no kids” and thankfully don’t jump to any same sex conclusions. “Stars Fell on Alabama” takes its title from a Big Band era ballad, its plot from every laugh-and-heart-starved “high school reunion” romance. OH and Taylor Hicks? Singing All American Rejects and they're line dancing to it? WHAT? Cmon Taylor you know better wtf.Here’s a charmless little nothing riff on “Sweet Home Alabama” starring nobody you ever heard of and filmed in everybody’s second-favorite Beaufort, the one in South Carolina.And how are y'all gonna have James from Big Time Rush and not even have him sing Boyfriend when he's doing his stupid little unnecessary speech?.And when I say y'all ruined my ENTIRE night by allowing those tone deaf yahoos to ruin the I C O N I C song by Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald?!?!? WHO TF YALL THINK YALL ARE? AND THEN YOU WANNA ACT LIKE YALL GAVE THAT MAN AN AWARD FOR THAT? DISRESPECTFUL!!!!!!.OH AND HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO RIP AN AUBURN FLAG DOWN? HOW DARE YOU.AND then y'all wanna mess up the 'Holy Trinity of Bama' and say it's God, Country and Football? Figure it out, it's God, Family and Football but y'all tried. Lower Alabama.' SIR, Im from Lower Alabama and this is not it. I'm tired of y'all stupid hallmark wannabes putting movies in the south and making us sound like we're a mix between Colonel Sanders and some Victorian era plantation owner. (I'm gonna preface this with the only reason I didn't give it a 0/10 is because I can't go that low on here and they made a funny joke about Mississippi - which was the only accurate part to this stupid movie)įIRST: WHAT ARE THESE ACCENTS. I know the ratings and reviews are subject to opinion and taste/like for everyone individually, but I strongly feel like the ratings so far were a bit unjust and it deserves at least a solid 7 if not more, overall, that is the only reason I've decided to write a review, to encourage others to give it a chance before judging it based only on the ratings that didn't leave a review.īuckle up boys and girls cause this is a terrible f'in movie. You should give it a shot, I rated it 10 because the chemistry between Jason Burkey and Ciara Hanna made me forget that at times is close to your typical 'boy meets girl, falls in love, the end' type of movie, I wanted to see more, I wanted to see what happens next, I still had couple of questions unanswered since I saw potential for the story to evolve. I even enjoyed the music, which is pretty rare for me. I think the actors did a really great job, they had chemistry, the story was not bad, but at times it could be better, unless it was meant to leave some areas for a continuation. This is one of my favorite romcoms of the year so far, I've really enjoyed watching this.

Stars fell on alabama movie sequel